Year 1 Archive

Clowntime Comics Series 1
#001 to #004. Shunted urges, shafted life-partners.

Always Protected
#CC001 – What's in Johnny's grab bag?

Travesty's Ass
#CC002 – Foreplay, afterplay...Johnny doesn't got it going on.

Transmission Problems
#CC003 – Sweep away by oceanic emotions.

Wishcraft
#CC004 – Refrigerator Johnny: pint-sized Pygmalion.

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Clowntime Comics Series 2
#005 to #008. Guys' night out with Refrigerator Johnny and 100% Anton.

Let's Meet 100% Anton
#CC005 – The boys knock back imported beer and open up.

Statue of Limitations
#CC006 – Johnny and Anton go wining and spying.

Living the Misguided Life
#CC007 – Cast out of his house, Johnny searches for a purpose.

Restoration Comedy
#CC008 – Johnny uses porn to patch up his relationship.

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Clowntime Comics Series 3
#009 to #016. Refrigerator Johnny and gal pal attend a group house party.

All-* Saturday Night
#CC009 – Off to Cacophony, Imbroglio and Breeze's Raison d'être Party, with footnotes.

Flower Child
#CC010 – Travesty's encounter with the very damaged Gordon the Group House Eunuch.

Siege Mentality
#CC011 – More from the mind of Gordon the Group House Eunuch.

Riddles
#CC012 – Pondering the Riddles of the Sphinx, such as, "Who would you rather do?"

Basket Cases
#CC013 – Can science help you tell which guy has the biggest basket?

100% Anton's F-Story
#CC014 – A group gathers by the keg to share F-stories.

The Martial Arts
#CC015 – After a bout of drunken video-gaming, Johnny becomes a visionary.

The Fur Vault
#CC016 – Partygoers descend on a strip club and mock the very life-force Johnny revels in.

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Clowntime Comics Series 4
#017 to #020. Clowntime TV, magazines, video games and music.

What's On
#CC017 – Four Clowntime Comics television programs.

International Grooveoisie
#CC018 – Three issues of the super-slick Clowntime Comics magazine International Grooveoisie.

Dude Cube Games
#CC019 – Three cartridges for the Clowntime Comics Dude Cube video game system.

Abandonment Issue
#CC020 – Refrigerator Johnny, burned again by the bankruptcy of Clowntime's cultural criticism.

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Clowntime Comics Series 5
#021 to #028. Refrigerator Johnny assembles a one-man show of his frightening artworks.

Booster Seat
#CC021 – Refrigerator Johnny empowered by a very impactful item.

ET Groan Home
#CC022 – Refrigerator Johnny discovers a website much to his liking.

Cheerleading
#CC023 – Refrigerator Johnny's masterwork.

Avoidance Behavior
#CC024 – Seeking a reaction and finding dissatisfaction.

Interview With The Pampered
#CC025 – Refrigerator Johnny interviewed by Bandana Havoc from Diaper Bag, the art journal.

Refrigerator Johnny, ADS
#CC026 – Johnny questions everything after perusing some Big, Important paintings.

The Wild West
#CC027 – 100% Anton tries to pick up chicks at Refrigerator Johnny's gallery opening.

No Cure For Self-Expression
#CC028 – The Opinionated Loner reviews "Babytalk," Refrigerator Johnny's one-man show.

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Clowntime Comics Series 6
#029 to #032. Love troubles between Refrigerator Johnny and Travesty.

A Lad Insane
#CC029 – The total rejection of his artistic output has Johnny grasping at alternatives...and psychotically lashing out.

Too Much Information
#CC030 – Refrigerator Johnny disrespects two separate people in a single instance.

Johnny Onomatopenis
#CC031 – What does a penis sound like? One way for Johnny, and another for his girlfriend.

Louche Booty
#CC032 – New freedoms confuse American college girls and Refrigerator Johnny alike.

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Clowntime Comics Series 7
#033 to #036. The bitter aftermath of Travesty and Refrigerator Johnny's breakup.

Entrer Le Buisson Poilu Noir
#CC033 – Travesty encounters her ex-boyfriend in the vegetarian eatery known to Clowntimers as "The Black Hairy Bush."

Race Riot
#CC034 – History, irony, race, men. Travesty tries to tackle 'em, but it's she who gets hurt.

A Scandal in Bohemia
#CC035 – Travesty turns Refrigerator Johnny's private life into a public performance.

The Poignant Appliance
#CC036 – "Not at all patronizing" raves The Punktown Pennypincher about Travesty's one-woman prop comedy/spoken word (artistically) miscegenatin' sensation.

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Clowntime Comics Series 8
#037 to #040. 100% Anton offers pal Refrigerator Johnny shelter in a storm.

Garbage Day
#CC037 – To 100% Anton, it's the examined life that's not worth living, unless you can discard the results.

Pinchers of Loaf
#CC038 – Couch-crashing house guest Refrigerator Johnny: handicapable or just plain lazy?

Freak of Nature
#CC039 – Pocket philosophy from Refrigerator Johnny inspires t-shirt commentary from 100% Anton.

Attention Deficit Derangement
#CC040 – Effusive runaways Prism & Geo scramble Refrigerator Johnny's mind.

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Clowntime Comics Series 9
#041 to #048. Refrigerator Johnny's sojourn with Patina Frottage.

Spirits in the Material World
#CC041 – Refrigerator Johnny, sold-out in a shortsighted twinkle, and just as quickly, saved.

Refrigerator Johnny is the Death of Love
#CC042 – RJ makes Patina Frottage, his new girlfriend, pay for his past humiliations. Plus! Read the entry on Patina in the All Tookie Guide.

Admission Control
#CC043 – Refrigerator Johnny, open and shut. Includes his Sexual Disclaimer.

TV Etiquette
#CC044 – TV, the torture machine, turned on Johnny's tormentor. Features 3 tips from an imaginary course on TV Etiquette.

Stuffed Animal
#CC045 – Puppetry by Patina drives Johnny from the boudoir.

The Magic Magazine Rack
#CC046 – Mysterious universal forces get the perfect publication into Johnny's hand, on the 6th try.

The Whores of Amsterdam
#CC047 – The raw, revealing, risible realism of The 34-Year-Old Guy.

Refrigerator Johnny Was Never Born to Say Goodbye
#CC048 – Refrigerator Johnny uses a "dirty cartoon" to do the dirty work of breaking up with Patina Frottage.

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Clowntime Comics Series 10
#049 to #052. Inside the mind of sex industry meat hammer Herman Manspray.

Soul to Soul
#CC049 – Connect the dots between "pornstar" and "poet": Herman Manspray's challenge to his fan base.

Herman Manspray's Republic
#CC050 – Pornstar cum political philosopher Herman Manspray feels the wrath of the masses.

A Hardcore Rain's A-Gonna Fall
#CC051 – Things often get ugly when artists challenge their audiences, but they rarely get this disgusting.

Friends, Romans, Refrigerator Johnny
#CC052 – Pornstar/Megalomaniac Herman Manspray's final hideous harangue.

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Year 2 Archive

Clowntime Comics Series 11
#053 to #056. The education of Refrigerator Johnny begins.

Jerky Boys
#CC053 – Refrigerator Johnny and The Wizard get cozy over meat sticks; readers quite properly get the willies.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
#CC054 – You can't plant Refrigerator Johnny in your penthouse...or can you?

The Art Lesson – Part I
#CC055 – Travesty and RJ warm up to art larnin' with a little clay-work, and everything goes splooey.

The Art Lesson – Part II
#CC056 – Shallow is as shallow does, when it comes to Refrigerator Johnny's stabs at expression.

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Clowntime Comics Series 12
#057 to #060. 100% Anton forced to confront the enigma that is woman.

Amateur Naturals
#CC057 – Pat O'Clabber attempts to make commercial hay out of Prism and Geo's antics.

All-Nude Reviews
#CC058 – Six reviews of A Little Dab'll Do Ya, Pat O'Clabber's first XXX effort.

General Store
#CC059 – Pat O'Clabber lays out his business philosophy and 100% Anton has his mind rattled.

Arts & Crafts
#CC060 – A civil conversation about womanly wiles degenerates when it it rudely interrupted by a drunken harangue on the art of collage.

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Clowntime Comics Series 13
#061 to #064. Two guys in a bar, talking chicks.

Castle Anton
#CC061 – Welcome to 100% Anton's mental fortress.

Industrial Light & Magic
#CC062 – The old school method behind 100% Anton's high-powered thinkin'.

Master of Puppets
#CC063 – 100% Anton has a Señor Wences moment.

Greedy Men
#CC064 – How much is "too much"? Contemplating the Platonic Ideal of ass.

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Clowntime Comics Series 14
#065 to #072. Attending Travesty's Sleep-Away Art Camp for Boys.

Class Act
#CC065 – It's teacher appreciation day at Travesty's Sleep-Away Art Camp For Boys.

Hitler Mustache
#CC066 – Art and love – Refrigerator Johnny loses on two fronts.

Escape Attempt
#CC067 – Refrigerator Johnny gets a letter from a pornstar.

The Passion of Patina
#CC068 – Turning another person's agony into art, the Refrigerator Johnny way.

Cuckoo For Closure Nuts
#CC069 – Refrigerator Johnny hides, physically and emotionally, when an ex-girlfriend comes a-lurking.

Bored of Advisory
#CC070 – Travesty attempts to counsel her recalcitrant Art Campers.

What Women Want
#CC071 – The truth is out there.

Art Damaged
#CC072 – The boys confront a guide to destroying man, and the greatest review ever written.

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Clowntime Comics Series 15
#073 to #080. Refrigerator Johnny's struggle to stay in touch with his true nature, and somehow make a buck off it.

Hots On For Nowhere
#CC073 – Refrigerator Johnny descends into the darkest depths of Mordor – an entertainer's egomania!

Modern Maturity
#CC074 – Two pals redefine the concept of growing old and losing your illusions.

Physical Graffiti
#CC075 – Johnny inspires revulsion in his sophisticated peers – he's just that "real."

Invisible Hand
#CC077 – Refrigerator Johnny, the educated consumer.

Domestic Diva
#CC080 – Johnny discovers the downside to living under a bridge.

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Clowntime Comics Series 16
#081 to #088. Refrigerator Johnny, hopeless romantic.

Dirty Folkers
#CC081 – Refrigerator Johnny pitches woo the way the aboriginal Americans would have wanted him to.

Backwards Compatible
#CC082 – It's a beautiful thing when two ugly needs meet.

Devil Take the Hindmost
#CC083 – Johnny struggles to obey his unholy master: Travesty's talking ass!

Seat of Power
#CC084 – How ass shaped civilization.

Blow Off
#CC085 – The end of the affair.

Van Helsingin'
#CC086 – The monster movie in 100% Anton's head.

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Clowntime Comics Series 19
#101 to #104. Refrigerator Johnny exhausts himself and others with his commitment to "his truth."

Mantasia
#CC101 – A nocturne performed by yapping, jabbing, journal-entering phalluses.

Rear Window
#CC102 – Refrigerator Johnny puts his relationship under glass.

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Year 3 Archive

Clowntime Comics Series 20
#105 to #108. Refrigerator Johnny's epic quest for an income starts here.

It's Not All Glamour
#CC105 – Refrigerator Johnny follows his bliss, wherever it may roam.

Literary Flap
#CC106 –Refrigerator Johnny fails to be discovered.

Lords of the New Church
#CC107 – The world according to 100% Anton.

All Too Human
#CC108 – There's no better time for creepy inuendo than a job interview.

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Clowntime Comics Series 21
#109 to #112. Johnny courts the "straight world," and rationalizes his subsequent failure.

Z-Boy
#CC109 – Refrigerator Johnny invents an extreme sport.

The Full Press
#CC110 – Johnny grovels for a career in publishing.

Shotgun Willie
#CC111 – This time it's the media that comes begging – but can Johnny handle the attention?

Neanderschmuck
#CC112 – Failing to evolve, Refrigerator Johnny style.

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Clowntime Comics Series 22
#113 to #116. Johnny's "I Wish" painting exhibition: ground-breaking or atrocity-making?

Silence of the Ham
#CC113 – Hush: Johnny's working.

Second Opinion
#CC114 – Sometimes a "This sucks!" is just a "This sucks!"

Breach of Faith
#CC115 – Johnny's latest artistic rebirth is met with hearty slaps.

King Nothing
#CC116 – Jealousy is a motherfucker!

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Clowntime Comics Series 23
#117 to #120. Refrigerator Johnny and 100% Anton make beautiful music together.

Child Catching
#CC117 – "Rocking" out, Clowntime-style.

Fear of Flying
#CC118 – Chitty Chitty Bang Bang contemplates becoming a power trio.

Musical Emergencies
#CC119 – Chitty Chitty Bang Bang refines their schtick. Plus: a Record Review and a Testy Refrigerator Note.

Support System
#CC120 – You can't beat it.

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Clowntime Comics Series 25
#129 to #130. You're in Pat O'Clabber's world now.

A.T.M. Machine
#CC130 – Start living ass-to-mouth today!

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Clowntime Comics Series 27
#139 to #142. New wealth means new responsibilities, which Refrigerator Johnny attempts to avoid.

Citizen Cane
#CC139 – Financial advice, and dissent.

Nouveau Douche
#CC140 – Johnny socks it to the so-called "experts."

Booby Prizes
#CC141 – The electrifying origins of Crazy Gains, the Investment Clown.

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Clowntime Comics Series 28
#143 to 146. Wealth: a licence for bad behavior? Refrigerator Johnny says "Yea."

Bird of Spray
#CC143 – Johnny whiffs out.

The Vagina Monologues
#CC144 – Opening up a little too far.

Your Secret Admirer
#CC145 – He wants she and it wants us. Online Bonus! The recipe for a "Tricycle Accident"!

Even Doves Have Pride
#CC146 – Refrigerator Johnny: huge fan of self-discovery.

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Clowntime Comics Series 29
#147 to 154. One man's ruin.

Blowin' In The Wind
#CC147 – Johnny comes in for a metaphorical beatdown when he attempts to master the people's game.

Water Hazard
#CC148 – Beware of the alligator of emotions in the pond of pee.

Discovery Channel
#CC149 – Refrigerator Johnny learns a little something about man – and nature – while floating down a river of piss.

When Anxiety Attacks
#CC150 – Johnny stays cool in the face of death, but is flustered by an encounter with an ex.

Humanoid From The Deep
#CC151 – Refrigerator Johnny: the Ahab of A-holes.

Kung Poo
#CC152 – Heartburn and half-digested philosophies.

Tinkle Belles
#CC153 – Up the creek without the patter to score with two topless sprites.

Breaking Camp
#CC154 – Bathos and bindlestiffs.

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Clowntime Comics Series 30
#155 to 156. Mauled in the press.

"I Shouldn't Be Alive"
#CC155 – Drama in real life.

21st Century Boy
#CC156 – Refrigerator Johnny rages against the media machine.

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Year 4 Archive

Clowntime Comics Series 31
#157 to 164. The woman question.

A Personal Vietnam
#CC157 – Russian roulette as metaphor for the perils of pillow talk.

Discomfort Level
#CC158 – What a couple of New Romantics reach.

A Simple Kind of Man
#CC159 – Refrigerator Johnny declines to privilege 100% Anton's truth.

Dr. Foldedoverpillowlove
#CC160 – Strange games and funky things in Opie's Imaginarium.

Hearing Impaired
#CC161 – Suffering from auditory discrimination problems.

Acronymphs
#CC162 – Prism & Geo versus The A.R.T. Lover, The T.I.R.D. Burglar, and The D.I.L.L. Weeder.

Daddy Pornbucks
#CC163 – The Goob's spiritual foster child demands his porno patrimony.

The Wizard of Bodge
#CC164 – Life-lessons gleaned from the Great and Almighty Goob.

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Clowntime Comics Series 32
#165 to 172. Self-indulgence taken to the edge.

The Sensitive & The Perceptive
#CC165 – A Clowntime soap opera starring Refrigerator Johnny and Patina Frottage.

Elephant Boy
#CC166 – The thing that should not be.

Two Birds With One Stone
#CC167 – Disappointment multi-tasking.

Der Gemütlichkeit
#CC168 – Conviviality, German-style.

The Magical Throw-Up Hoodie
#CC169 – Its possessor can't help throwing his wish away.

Technicolor Dream Coat
#CC170 – The power of positive non-thinking.

Laughing At The Ground
#CC171 – Refrigerator Johnny's post-binge revenge plots.

In Too Much Too Soon
#CC172 – If Johnny wants too many things, it's because he's a human being.

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Clowntime Comics Series 33
#173 to 176. It's Star Time for R.J.

Everybody's Darling
#CC173 – Refrigerator Johnny descends into the velvet underground.

Peruvian Flake
#CC174 – A rocky mountain low, courtesy of pandering Pat O'Clabber.

Drug Mule
#CC175 – Crossing borders to bring you kicks.

Assman
#CC176 – A half pint of donkey jism helps the agitprop go down...or does it?

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Clowntime Comics Series 34
#177 to 180. Refrigerator Johnny: King of The Jungle Porn.

The Bomb at the End of the Mind
#CC180 – Terrorizing yourself.

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Clowntime Comics Series 35
#181 to 184. Refrigerator Johnny vs. a delicate little thing called Hope.

Love Bug
#CC182 – Refrigerator Johnny catches it.

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Clowntime Comics Series 36
#185 to 188. Tenderness and tastelessness.

Plato's Retreat
#CC185 – Thinking is Greek to Johnny.

The Chronic
#CC186 – Giddy kiddies.

Mystery Man
#CC187 – Some guys just have it.

Chicks With Dicks
#CC188 – Playing hard to get.

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Clowntime Comics Series 37
#189 to 196. Woo wear.

Swamp Thing
#CC189 – Getting mushy.

Cop Rock
#CC190 – You have the right to resist!

Funny Boned
#CC191 – The Kings of Coitus.

The Unembarrassables
#CC192 – Super Friends.

Prêt-à-Port-A-Johnny
#CC193 – Not-so ready-to-wear.

Haberdasher For Humanity
#CC194 – "The Look" is Life!

The Shadow of the Torturer
#CC195 – Taking it out on the world.

Brother in the Wind
#CC196 – Having a very metal moment.

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Clowntime Comics Series 38
#197 to 204. 100% Anton's infatuation.

Human Touch
#CC197 – Putting the finger on you.

Male Fraud
#CC198 – It's a federal offense.

Fluff Girl
#CC199 –It's like she was made for him.

Pillow Talk
#CC200 – When you're talking to yourself, and nobody's home – alone.

No Thanks, I Gestate
#CC201 – 100% Anton's confinement.

Belly Busters
#CC202 – The joke's on the unborn.

My Ectopic Romance
#CC203 – Misplaced affections.

Sad Sack
#CC204 – Don't put too much in it.

Clowntime Comics Series 39
#205 to 208. Quagmire cut-ups.

Panic In Needle Park
#CC205 – Pillow fright.

Underthings
#CC206 – Groundlingin'.

All Things Considered
#CC207 –Dispatches from the abyss.

Dead-Enders
#CC208 – Digging in.

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